Meet the Parents

No, I'm not talking about that Ben Stiller movie. I'm talking about the Kate Hudson movie. You know, the one where she goes behind Matthew McConaughey's back and starts up a relationship with his mother before ever being introduced.

What better way to show someone you love them than to secretly insert yourself into their family? Then, when your victim - er, I mean lover - has that moment of doubt (they always do) and tries to leave you, you'll have their family asking about you, always bringing you up in conversations and talking about how nice you are and all the compassionate advice you give.