The must-have stalker tool!

Shrink Ray Gun

This is the tool every stalker wants — a shrink ray gun! With one of these bad boys in your possession, you could zap the target of your admiration, shrink 'em up to a manageable size, and then put them into a cage and keep them as a pet!

Imagine it, being able to take out your soul mate, be with them and play with them to your heart's content, and then putting them back into their cage when you're done! You'd never have to worry about cheating. You'd always be able to get attention when you wanted it.

Maybe you could put a Barbie Dream House™ inside of a glass fish tank... The possibilities are endless!